It meows like a kitten, has claws like a kitten, but runs like a monkey and seems to be made only of pure fluff and raw energy. However, a few other clues have led us to believe that it is indeed at least in the feline family, if not an actual Honduran kitten, which are the following:
- It seems to hate water and being bathed and Stacey's poor hands can prove it.
- It is capable of hosting and sustaining a small nation of fleas.
- It has the demonstrated ability of climbing to the tops of all screens in the house for no reason, meow incessantly, then throw itself to the concrete floor without harming itself.
- It has an unnaturally strong urge to repeatedly walk between your face and a book while you are reading and then at the last second, turn and thrust its disturbingly close, tiny butt directly at your mouth or nose.
- It insists on following you into the bathroom and then staring at you as you try to go about your business.
- It hates the big black animal with the huge tongue and paws with a passion that rivals its hate of water.
- At every mealtime it screams and leaps incessantly at diners like a starving, rabid raccoon until you finally provide it with food, at which time it sniffs it and walk away without interest.
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Kitty and the Tongue Beast. |
We're enjoying our time with Nala right now, despite the less enduring traits of her species. She's a 1 lb ball of dynamite just starting her mighty hunter training. If nothing the flies and spiders in the house now have to stay on their toes and look over their shoulders.
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Flies are tasty. |
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