A couple of years ago, on one cold afternoon we found this in the kitchen. |
For the most part, living in the un-electrified Concrete Palace when it's cool and cloudy outside is no fun. In winter, the night is;a magical, damp time of 50 degree nights and 100% humidity. Humidity of the sort that you can't see through and slips through the window panes like a smoke monster. Clean laundry won't dry for days, and when it finally does, it has the refreshing smell of clean mildew. My feet spend the hours of 3-6 AM trying to convince me stay in the warm bed (as if I need any encouragement) instead of braving the frigid floor. My mind and body pucker at the very thought of a shower. Kittens go to extreme measures to warm up.
However, living in a virtually fireproof house in such times does occasionally have its benefits (and not just when the Huns attack with flaming arrows). Say...when you're getting out of said sphincter-clenching shower and all you want is a nice warm fire and maybe a heated floor? After literally hyperventilating a little bit in our shower this winter, I took matters into my own hands with some rubbing alcohol and a match. I won't bother detailing the process; I think you get the idea. However, the results of setting your concrete floor on fire in a spark-less world can be pretty rewarding.
And let's not lie. It's fun.
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Significantly less fun is watching the fire die out within a couple of minutes and realizing that you just wasted a 1/4 bottle of rubbing alcohol. But I don't know that wasted is the right word...
Don't try this at home kids.
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