- Mowed the head-high grass with machetes.
- Knocked a beach ball-sized termite nest out of a tree.
- Picked up landfill volumes of trash.
- Made friends with the biting ants multiple times.
- Explained when we're building our house approximately 6000 times.
- Talked people out of "drying up" the remaining plants with some sort of deadly herbicide.
- Talked people out of "burning" everything on the property.
- Failed to talk people out of cutting down everything down that looks like a tree (including the only two real trees.)
- Had to thank people for cutting down our only trees that we loved so much for doing it in such a helpful spirit.
- Failed to locate a dead animal that reeked of something worse than death.
About 15 kids piled in each time, and as soon as we took off, they screamed deliriously like they were just given ice cream on Santa's lap at Disney World on the last day of school. I'd gun it all the way up to 10 m.p.h. until they almost passed out from the excitement. Then, the 5 year-old kids would toss the 2 year-old kids like footballs to other small children waiting on the ground. We're in for some "interesting" days in Las Lomitas. Construction starts on Monday.
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